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Quotes

General

  • [Level up] "Shouldn't I get... y'know... taller?" 

Story

  • [Entering the Raft] "I usually guard the galaxy. But I can help out."
  • [Before entering Hydra Island] "Suicide mission. Low chance of survival? Count me in!"
  • [Completing Purification Crusade] "Leave it to psycho killers to team up with mad scientists."
  • [Completing "Stryker Under Siege] "Wait, I'm going to the Savage Land? (sigh) Raccoons and dinosaurs do not mix."
  • [Against Magneto] "Eat hot laser, Bucket Head!"
  • [Against Dr. Doom] "Hey! Headgear! Bring it!"

Character Specific

  • [To Cable Cable] "Where did you get those wonderful toys?"
  • [To Captain America Captain America] "Can you fly with those head wings?"
  • [To Cyclops Cyclops] "Sheesh! You're high strung."
  • [To Deadpool Deadpool] "You talk too much. And that's coming from me."
  • [To Deadpool Deadpool] "Do you write your own material?"
  • [To Doctor Strange Doctor Strange] "Doc, that is one rocking mustache you got there."
  • [To Emma Frost Emma Frost] "Aren't you cold in that?"
  • [To Hulk Hulk] "Long time no see, Jade Jaws."
  • [To Iron Man Iron Man] "Got any of those armors in raccoon size?"
  • [To Punisher Punisher] "That's not a gun. THIS is a gun!"
  • [To Spider-Man Spider-Man] "(sarcastically) Yeah, you're a regular laugh-riot."
  • [To Squirrel Girl Squirrel Girl] "Don't even try to pet me, lady!"
  • [To Thing Thing] "I'm Rocky, you're rocky, we get it..."
  • [To Thor Thor] "You're just a Beta Ray Bill knock-off."
  • [To Thor Thor] "(faux Shakespearean accent) Forsouthly, thou art bad-arsed."

Battle

  • [defeating a Hydra enemy] "Fail Hydra!"
  • [defeating an A.I.M. enemy] You A.I.M. I fire.

Property Damage

  • "Don't look at me like that! That thing made a move at me!"
  • "Oops."

Waiting

  • "If Groot were here, we'd be done with this already."

Enhanced Guardians of the Galaxy Movie Costume

General

  • [Inventory full] "What do I look like? Drax might be able to carry this, but not me!"  
  • [Inventory full] "Groot, wanna carry this for me? Yeah, that's what I thought - sorry, no dice!"  
  • [Inventory full] "Nope! Can't carry any more."  
  • [Item pick up] "Who just leaves somethin' like this out for anyone to find!?"  
  • [Item pick up] "I fought hard for this - I'm keepin' it!"  
  • [Item pick up] "This here is my booty!"  
  • [Level up] "You get the numbers I do and something like this is bound to happen!"  
  • [Level up] "Just like that, all my guns shoot better!"  
  • [Level up] "The hell did I eat? I feel like a million creds!"  
  • [Learning new powers] "Mm! Who - to - use - this - on - first...!"  
  • [Learning new powers] "I'm ticked off I didn't get this sooner!"  
  • [Low Health] "Dyin' here, you don't want that on yer conscience!"  
  • [Low Health] "That hurt more than I thought - I don't know how much more I can take!"  
  • [Low Health] "Rocket's takin' some damage...!"  
  • [Low Spirit] "Believe me, I want to... but I can't right now... okay?"  
  • [Low Spirit] "Yeah--just... lemme recharge... and it'll--be my pleasure..."  
  • [Low Spirit] "I don't have the... energy for it...!"  
  • [Showing off] "What, you want summa this too!?"  
  • [Summoned] "You wanted the handsomest Guardian of the Galaxy - you got him!"  
  • [Summoned] "You don't wanna know what happened to the last guy who called me short!"  
  • [Summoned] "I've got an itchy trigger finger... and you're gonna scratch it!"  
  • [Summoned] "I bring the firepower!"  
  • [Summoned] "Rocket and Groot here - I got the guns, he's got the muscle!"  
  • [Summoned] "What's a 'raccoon'?"  
  • [Summoned] "You wouldn't like me when I'm shooting."  
  • [Summoned] "Rocket - incoming!!!"  
  • [Summoned] "Nah, I make up for it in personality!"  
  • [Summoned] "They say I can be a little 'prickly'."  

Story

  • [Madripoor] "A turf war between a group of ninja and a criminal organization? Whoo-hoo, this'll be fun!"
  • [Savage Land] "Remind me why we flew here with the X-men... when we have our own ship...?"
  • [Hydra Island Terminal] "BrrrRrrr...! I better turn up the heat!"
  • [Bronx Zoo One-shot] "Lizards love bullets! ...right?"

Character Specific

  • [To Captain America Captain America] "If you're the pinnacle of the human race, Earth is royally boned."
  • [To Captain America Captain America] "Someone told me yer like a hundred years old, Cap. How is that even possible?"
  • [To Captain America Captain America] "What's with the shield? 'Coz there's no way it can deflect my blasts!"
  • [To Captain Marvel Captain Marvel] "You fight like a Kree, lady. I'm not too fond of the Kree..."
  • [To Captain Marvel Captain Marvel (Mar-Vell costume)] "Yo, Mar-Vell! What do you have invested in savin' these people, anyway?"
  • [To Cyclops Cyclops] "Wait, you can make things explode by looking at them...!? I want that!!!"
  • [To Deadpool Deadpool] "And people thought I was annoying... This dude is a total rube!"
  • [To Doctor Strange Doctor Strange] "If you're a doctor, you gotta check my trigger finger - it's so itchy!"
  • [To Doctor Strange Doctor Strange] "Magic's just a fancy word for stuff I haven't weaponized yet - give it time!"
  • [To Doctor Strange Doctor Strange] "So ya grow one sweet 'stache and suddenly everyone thinks yer magic?"
  • [To Emma Frost Emma Frost] "If I fired a laser at you while you were in diamond form, would it refract? Let's try and see!"
  • [To Gambit Gambit] "I know some Sakaarans with compulsive gambling problems... well, knew 'em, anyway."
  • [To Ghost Rider Ghost Rider] "Oh, I like this one - the flaming skull reminds me of my pirating days."
  • [To Hulk Hulk] "Hey, big fella, I'll... er... get outta yer way..."
  • [To Hulk Hulk] "Whoa, Gamora! What did you eat!?"
  • [To Hulk Hulk] "So you're the strongest one there is? My friend Groot begs to differ!"
  • [To Human Torch Human Torch] "More people should be lit ablaze if ya ask me!"
  • [To Human Torch Human Torch] "Oh my god, you're on fire! Hold on, I'll put ya out!"
  • [To Human Torch Human Torch] "A human on fire and I didn't set it? I must be losin' my touch..."
  • [To Human Torch Human Torch] "They say yer fast, fireball... Can you outfly a laser?"
  • [To Human Torch Human Torch] "I--- don't get what's burning, is it yer skin?"
  • [To Iron Man Iron Man] "Is that thing space-worthy? 'Coz I'd like to show it to a couple of friends..."
  • [To Iron Man Iron Man] "Ya got some mighty fine blasters, robot!"
  • [To Iron Man Iron Man] "Where can I get a suit like that!? Just look at all the weapons!"
  • [To Iron Man Iron Man] "Why do they call you Iron Man? Yer clearly made out of nano-particles..."
  • [To Iron Man Iron Man] "So, are you a robot, or what?"
  • [To Jean Grey Jean Grey] "Wait! The Phoenix Force chose you as its host!?"
  • [To Jean Grey Jean Grey] "You have a big power cooped up in a little body, Jean - we ain't so different, you and I..."
  • [To Jean Grey Jean Grey] "Next time ya wanna eat a planet, stay far away from the Keystone Quadrant!"
  • [To Loki Loki] "I heard about you - you worked for Thanos! I don't trust you."
  • [To Loki Loki] "Funny, you don't smell like an Asgardian..."
  • [To Magneto Magneto] "Are ya settled on the name 'Magneto'? 'Coz I wouldn't be caught dead callin' myself 'Gunno'!"
  • [To Magneto Magneto] "I could use a guy like you to propel my bullets faster and farther!"
  • [To Moon Knight Moon Knight] "So, Moon Knight, your power is what - insanity? Wearing white?"
  • [To Template:Mister Fantastic] "Whoa! This one stretches! Humans are sooo weird!"
  • [To Nightcrawler Nightcrawler] "Humans come in some interesting shades of blue... And you can teleport — show me how!"
  • [To Nova Nova] "Friggin' space police..."
  • [To Nova Nova] "They'll let anyone into Nova Corps these days..."
  • [To Nova Nova] "Aren't you a little short to be a Nova Corpsman?"
  • [To Punisher Punisher] "I like yer style, skull shirt! Takes a certain type who appreciates firearms to pull that off."
  • [To Spider-Man Spider-Man] "Oh, great! Another wise-cracking human who wants to be an animal!"
  • [To Squirrel Girl Squirrel Girl] "So... What planet are you from, baby?"
  • [To Squirrel Girl Squirrel Girl] "Hey, our tails match..."
  • [To Squirrel Girl Squirrel Girl] "How's about you order me to attack someone, lady? I'll do it for you..."
  • [To Star-Lord Star-Lord] "Don't you dare call me comic relief, Quill, or I'll shove this thing so far up your--"
  • [To Star-Lord Star-Lord] "Looks like us Guardians have a common enemy."
  • [To Star-Lord Star-Lord] "Something' about you looks different, Quill."
  • [To Star-Lord Star-Lord] "Right, you're the leader, Quill. I'm just the heavy hitter..."
  • [To Storm Storm] "Like anybody's afraid of a little drizzle..."
  • [To Thing Thing] "You mean you used to be one of the hairless pink apes? I'd say the orange is an improvement!"
  • [To Thing Thing] "I'm not about to take on a big orange thug like you! ...But Groot might."
  • [To Thing Thing] "I've been to a lot of planets with rock monsters, and you are by far the ugliest."
  • [To Thing Thing] "You... do know there are some pretty easy fixes for cosmic ray poisoning?"
  • [To Thing Thing] "Whatever the hell a 'Yancy Street' is, I bet it ain't so tough!"
  • [To Thor Thor] "Nice hammer! I got some home repairs I could use ya for."
  • [To Thor Thor] "Thunder and lightning ain't no match for a well-placed bullet."
  • [To Thor Thor] "So you're the big Asgardian everybody's been telling' me to look out for... Yer not so tough!"
  • [To Venom Venom] "My, what bad breath you have! Looks like you could swallow me whole..."
  • [To Venom Venom] "Ain't no way I'm partnering with a symbiote — they're too unpredictable!"
  • [To Venom Venom] "You get outta line and I'll put ya down, symbiote scum!"
  • [To Wolverine Wolverine] "Best there is at what? Smelling bad and gluing fur to yer shoulders?"

Battle

  • "Wimps like you make me even angrier!"
  • "Who else wants a taste!"
  • "And just like that they fall at my feet."
  • "Plenty more where that came from."
  • "That's the last time ya fight the little guy with the tree man, huh!"
  • "Do I have your attention now!"
  • "Y'know this could be fun if you didn't faint all the time..."
  • "I'm getting sick and tired of you all just falling' down like that!"
  • "All of you against little old me? You must be shocked!"
  • "Yeah, I have issues — and this is how I deal with them!"
  • "I could beat you all with one finger! It'd be on a trigger, but it's still one finger!"
  • "I'd underestimate me, too."
  • "Hey, I gave you the chance to run!"
  • "I had so many bullets with your name on it!"
  • "Well, excuse me for working out my anger in a productive way!!!"
  • "That's the last time you mess with me!"
  • "That's how it works: ya come at me and I fill ya with holes!"
  • "Would you at least pose a challenge!"
  • "Who the hell are you calling' short!?"
  • "The thing that ticks me off the most is that I'm not technically allowed to kill you."
  • "The hell is wrong with you people!"
  • "Take a seat, idiot!"
  • [Fighting Brood] "Aww, man... I've always hated the Brood. Nasty little bugs!"
  • [Fighting Brood] "Got news for ya, big head... I bite too!!!"
  • [Defeating any boss] "I wouldn't brag about this fight if I were you."
  • [Defeating any boss] "Why, why, why can't I find a challenge in this place!"
  • [Defeating any boss] "Are you joking'? You're supposed to be leading' all these goons!"
  • [Defeating any boss] "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, that was messed up. Wait... why am I apologizing!?"
  • [Defeating any boss] "And you came this close to having an impact..."
  • [Defeating any boss] "I'm not even mad — this was cathartic, frankly."
  • [Defeating any boss] "It's not a mood swing if I'm always like this!"
  • [Defeating any boss] "See? I can be totally rational! Maybe not with you, specifically, but in general."
  • [Defeating any boss] "It would've saved me a lot of work if you'd just shown up near my drop zone..."
  • [Encountering Black Cat] "Hello! I'm Rocket and I'm pretty friendly once you get to know me."
  • [Defeating Black Cat] "I suppose this means we ain't going out on a date, huh?"
  • [Encountering Green Goblin] "I'm gonna knock you off that thing and me 'n Groot are gonna ride off into the sunset."
  • [Defeating Green Goblin] "Wait, it was a suit the whole time! Damn it! You meet one interesting human!!!"
  • [Encountering Doom] "So... you're the creep in the mask everybody's wetting themselves over..."
  • [Defeating Doom's first phase] "Aww, nuts, he disintegrates into nothing' and takes the Tesseract with him - I coulda used that!"
  • [Encountering Loki] "Soooo what, now we're fighting a nerd with daddy issues?"
  • [Encountering Madame Hydra] "You wanna make a better world, go right ahead — no skin off my back."
  • [Defeating Madame Hydra] "Sorry, lady, you ain't no Nebula."
  • [Encountering Magneto] "What's with the helmet? Is there an idiot convention in town?"
  • [Defeating Magneto] "Magnet powers, huh? That gives me an idea for a weapon!"
  • [Encountering Mandarin] "Sure, I take a trek to the top of a mountain, and of course there's some long-haired freak at the top!"
  • [Encountering MODOK] "Sorry 'bout yer face--wait... I haven't blasted it yet!"
  • [Defeating MODOK] "I've seen some weird crap in my day, but this big friggin' head takes the cake!"
  • [Encountering Venom] "They got symbiotes on this planet, too? Better set up a containment..."
  • [Defeating Venom] "People of Earth, you're welcome! Symbiote, yer comin' with me."

Property Damage

  • "The only thing 'wanton' about this destruction is that I'm want'n some more!"
  • "I'll just pretend that no one saw that..."
  • "Maybe there's a tasty goody inside!"
  • "Smashing' stuff never ever gets old - I mean it!"
  • "I love this job!"
  • "Shame it's an inanimate object..."
  • "Breaking' stuff's more of a Groot specialty - I like shooting' stuff!"
  • "What's the use of guarding the galaxy if it's all junked up?"
  • "Stupid friggin' thing!"
  • "Ain't nothing gonna stand in my way, not even this thing!"
  • "Anybody watching,' I'll be happy to do the same to you!"

Waiting

  • "Not much shooting when we're standing around like this!!!"
  • "Oh, this is a great use of time...! Yeah, let's inspect Groot's growth cycle!"
  • "Hey, yo! Are ya gonna let your last best chance just wait?"
  • "What's the problem-- who's leaving me out here like this!?"
  • "All this waiting around is giving me time to plan my next weapon to build..."

Venom Symbiote Costume

General

  • [Level Up] "For some reason I feel... bloodlustier."
  • [Level Up] "You hear that? That's the sound of me getting stronger!"
  • (laughing) "I'm gonna tear so many new ones!"
  • "Great! Another weakling wants to talk to me."
  • "What?! It's not like I have rabies!"
  • "Do I look like I'm in a talking mood?!"
  • "I'm calling the shots here, and I say we fight!"
  • "Me, the tree man, and my new best bud are ready to bring the hurt!"
  • "What a way, in a moment of triumph? (groans) Fine!"
  • "I'm leaving now, but I'm coming back to finish the job!"
  • "I've been going about this the wrong way. Don't amscray!"
  • "Which one of you crockin' freaks is gonna help out your old buddy?"
  • "Fur tracker?! I need help here!"
  • "If one of you idiots doesn't help me soon, I'm flockin' toast!"
  • "I'm calling you out, you dastard ninny!"
  • "Hit me with your best shot. I'll even give you a freebie."
  • "I've got a billion bile bullets with your name on 'em!"
  • "Stick with me. I've got a plan."
  • "Plenty of action over this way!"
  • "You might want to see this!"
  • "You thought I was good before. Feast your eyes on all this!"
  • "I'm unique to the universe, and that makes me feel real special!"
  • "That's just me taking care of business."
  • "I thought we evolved past that."
  • "You keep helping. I'm gonna go get some real work over here. Don't follow me!"
  • "You're welcome in advance, the way I do you a favor!"
  • "There is some good use for you, after all."
  • "You sure you don't 'like me' like me?"
  • "Your accomplishments piss me off!"
  • "I can see you've got a decent handle on things."
  • "Yeah, yeah. Real nice. Now shut up and leave me alone!"
  • [Item Pick Up] "I knew there was gonna be spoils. I love me some spoils!"
  • [Item Pick Up] "They could pry this from my cold, dead hands!"

Story

Character Specific

  • "What did you call me, magic man? Say one more word I can't understand, I dare you!"
  • [to Blade] "So you go out into the night, fighting creatures with a sword? Excuse me while I laugh!"
  • [to Captain America] "What the hell's in America?"
  • [to Deadpool] "Deadpool thinks he's so funny! He's NOT funny! I'll blast anyone who thinks different!"
  • [to Iron Man] "Stark's here. That's means his place is unguarded. Maybe it's time to do a little smashy smashy, grabby grabby!"
  • [to Spider-Man] "Symbiote's told me a lot about you, Parker. And he's still bitter about the breakup."

Battle

  • "Who am I kidding? I glarkin' love this!"
  • "I'm an equal-opportunity asskicker!"
  • (maniacal laughter) "I'm going nuts, and I love it"
  • [Defeating Juggernaut] "Don't you know who I am, Juggernaut? I'm the guy who kicked your ass!"
  • [Defeating Juggernaut] "I won. No surprise there."
  • [Defeating Magneto] "News flash, dimwit... These guns ain't metal!"
  • [Defeating Shocker] "Take prisoners? (laughs) You mistake me for someone with a sense of mercy!"
  • [Defeating Venom] "The symbiote is mine! It's me! You're just a bad date!"

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