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Quotes

General

  • [In the Avengers Tower] "Man... I could afford a closet in this place!"
  • [Level up] "Look out, world! Spidey comin' through!"

Story

Character Specific

  • [To Black Widow Black Widow] "Why are all the other spider heroes secret agents? Where was I on career day?"
  • [To Colossus Colossus] "Hey Metal Man, does your tongue stick to yourself in the winter ?"
  • [To Cable Cable] "(slyly) Hey Cable, you're from the future? Tell me some lotto numbers."
  • [To Deadpool Deadpool] "Will you regenerate if I bite your head off?"
  • [To Gambit Gambit] "Sorry my aunt told never to gamble with strange mutants with accents."
  • [To Ghost Rider Ghost Rider] "You're like a walking heavy metal album cover."
  • [To Human Torch Human Torch] "Hey Johnny, can't you read? Sign says no smoking."
  • [To Iron Fist Iron Fist] "Some guys get mystical cities, I get a juiced arachnid. Doesn't seem fair."
  • [To Iron Man Iron Man] "Not everyone can just buy their powers, Stark."
  • [To Iron Man Iron Man] "Hey Tony, does that thing run on Windows or Linux?"
  • [To Jean Grey Jean Grey] "Wait, you're a telepath!? Please don't read my- ...too late, walking away now."
  • [To Loki Loki] "I don't need my Spider-sense to know not to trust Loki."
  • [To Ms. Marvel Ms. Marvel] "So is there a Mr Marvel?"
  • [To Ms. Marvel Ms. Marvel] "Wow! That's a very nice... sash."
  • [To Nightcrawler Nightcrawler] "Hey is that a tail in your pocket? Or are you just- oh, it is a tail."
  • [To Rocket Raccoon Rocket Raccoon] "Don't tell me you were bitten by a radioactive human."
  • [To Rocket Raccoon Rocket Raccoon] "You're not even the weirdest thing I've seen today."
  • [To Scarlet Witch Scarlet Witch] "My Spidey-senses...your hexes... Las Vegas? Whaddya say?
  • [To Storm Storm] "Storm, you really put the her in hurricane!"
  • [To Thor Thor] "Thunder and Lightning, very very frightening."
  • [To Thor Thor] "So tell me, does every problem look like a nail to you?"

Battle

  • "Knock, knock. Who's there? None of you guys."

Property Damage

Waiting

  • "We done here? Because I've gotta see a guy about a thing."
  • "Looks fine to me! How about, uh, we all go home now."
  • "I don't exactly have the proportional patience of a spider."

Superior Spider-Man

General

  • [When Summoned] "Must I prove my superiority again?"
  • [When Summoned] "Does this crime fighting ever end?"
  • [When Summoned] "I assume the day needs saving?"
  • [When Summoned] "Another day as Spider-Man awaits."
  • [When Summoned] "I'm the Spider-Man for the job!"
  • [When Summoned] "There is no time for delay!"
  • [Picking Up Item] "Perhaps I'll take this back to the lab..."
  • [Picking Up Item] "This will be useful later."
  • [Showoff] "Attack, my Spider forces!"

Hero Specific

  • [To Captain America Captain America] "I would like to study that shield, Captain"
  • [To Cyclops Cyclops] "I must study this Ruby Quartz sometime."
  • [To Human Torch Human Torch] "That hothead has limitless power waiting to be harnessed!"
  • [To Jean Grey Jean Grey] "Get out of my mind, woman!"
  • [To Juggernaut Juggernaut] "Even my science can not account for all the probabilities in this one."
  • [To Ms. Marvel Ms. Marvel] "The Avengers always induct such...lovely heroines."
  • [To Spider-Man Spider-Man] "You may be the first, but I am superior!"
  • [To Squirrel Girl Squirrel Girl] "How have you defeated so many super villains?!"
  • [To Storm Storm] "You must be the lovely weather controlling mutant."
  • [To Thor Thor] "Thor, tell me more of your Asgardian science."
  • [To Wolverine Wolverine] "This Wolverine is a savage, not a hero."

Heroes Roster

Angela/Quotes Ant-Man/Quotes Beast/Quotes Black Bolt/Quotes Black Cat/Quotes Black Panther/Quotes Black Widow/Quotes Blade/Quotes Cable/Quotes Captain America/Quotes Captain Marvel/Quotes Carnage/Quotes Colossus/Quotes Cyclops/Quotes Daredevil/Quotes Deadpool/Quotes Dr. Doom/Quotes Doctor Strange/Quotes Elektra/Quotes Emma Frost/Quotes Gambit/Quotes Ghost Rider/Quotes Green Goblin/Quotes Hawkeye/Quotes Hulk/Quotes Human Torch/Quotes Iceman/Quotes Invisible Woman/Quotes Iron Fist/Quotes Iron Man/Quotes Jean Grey/Quotes Juggernaut/Quotes Kitty Pryde/Quotes Loki/Quotes Luke Cage/Quotes Magik/Quotes Magneto/Quotes Moon Knight/Quotes Mr. Fantastic/Quotes Nick Fury/Quotes Nightcrawler/Quotes Nova/Quotes Psylocke/Quotes Punisher/Quotes Rocket Raccoon/Quotes Rogue/Quotes Scarlet Witch/Quotes She-Hulk/Quotes Silver Surfer/Quotes Spider-Man/Quotes Squirrel Girl/Quotes Star-Lord/Quotes Storm/Quotes Taskmaster/Quotes Thing/Quotes Thor/Quotes Ultron/Quotes Venom/Quotes Vision/Quotes War Machine/Quotes Winter Soldier/Quotes Wolverine/Quotes X-23/Quotes

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