- [Summoned] "Yay! Squirrel time!
- [Out of Spirit] "Oh gosh, I can't do that."
- [To Black Widow] "You're a spy? I bet you know James Bond, huh?"
- [To Emma Frost] "You ever get cold wearing that?"
- [To Luke Cage] "Actually, Luke peanuts aren't technically nuts. They're legumes."
- [To Nightcrawler] "Heeey, we're tail buddies!"
- [To Wolverine] "Hey Logan, remember that time we... oh right, we're not talking about that."
- [To Rocket Raccoon] "Contrary to popular belief, a raccoon is not a rodent."