• [Defeating boss] "Bet you wish you had a healing factor!"
  • [Defeating boss] "I almost broke a sweat on that one."
  • [Defeating boss] "Next time I'll really hurt ya!"
  • [Defeating boss] "Not bad for a loser!"
  • [Defeating boss] "Not good enough, chump!"
  • [Defeating boss] "Sharp moves... but my were sharper!"
  • [Defeating boss] "You good, but I'm the best there is at what I do."
  • [Finding item] "Huh, Christmas came early."
  • [Finding item] "I bet this will come in handy."
  • [Inventory full] "How much junk can one guy carry?"
  • [Inventory full] "I ain't carrying any more of this junk!"
  • [Inventory full] "I ain't hauling another thing."
  • [Learning new powers] "Can't wait to try THIS out."
  • [Learning new powers] "This old dog got a new trick."
  • [Level up] "Don't everybody congratulate me at once."
  • [Level up] "Guess I just graduated. Where's my diploma?"
  • [Level up] "I just keep getting beter at what I do."
  • [Level up] "Yeah, yeah, let's keep going."
  • [Low on health] "I'm bleeding out here!"
  • [Out of spirit] "Got... nothing left."
  • [Out of spirit] "I need a cold one!"
  • [Out of spirit] "Running on empty!"
  • [Out of spirit] "Gimme a sec..."
  • [Revived] "Sleeping on a job like a rookie."
  • [When summoned] "Been' dying to get into this fracas!"
  • [When summoned] "Good call, bub."
  • [When summoned] "I'm open for business!"
  • [When summoned] "I'm ready to rip!"
  • [When summoned] "I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do isn't very nice."
  • [When summoned] "Looking forward to this."
  • [When summoned] "Now we're talking!"
  • [When summoned] (sniff, sniff) "Smells like trouble... good!"
  • [When summoned] "Somebody's gonna get hurt!"
  • [When summoned] "Who wants some of theese?"


  • [Defeating Juggernaut] "I guess there's something that can stop the Juggernaut: ME!!"
  • [Defeating Lady Deathstrike] "Maybe you'll heal, Deathstrike, maybe you won't."
  • [Defeating Magneto] "That's it? I ain't impressed."
  • [Defeating Mister Sinister] "I need a cold one after that."
  • [Encountering Elektra] "Just two knives, Elektra? That sicks."
  • [Encountering Juggernaut] "You say unstoppable, I say, no such thing!"
  • [Encountering Lady Deathstrike] "You think you got the claws to take me?"
  • [Encountering Mandarin] "Don't care how many rings you have, Mandarin, I'm still taking you out!"
  • [Encountering Sabretooth] "Sabretooth. Let's settle this!"
  • [Ending Smash HYDRA!] "I wasn't worried."
  • [Entering Blood Rose] "I bet ten bucks that place doesn't have any beer worth drinking."
  • [Entering Dinosaur Jungle] "Ohh, this place messes with my head. Need to stay focused and find the village."
  • [Entering Kingpin's Collection] "OK, found the tablet, that was easier than I thought."
  • [Entering Madripoor Lowtown] "Ohh, now that smells all kind of nasty."
  • [Entering Poison Glade] "Good try, I don't scare so easy."
  • [Entering Subway] "Now that smells all kinds of nasty."
  • [Starting Infestation Most Vile] "If I can't save these guys, I'll make sure to end this quick."
  • [Starting Purification Crusade] "When I'm done with'em, this Purifiers'll wish that they never hurt mutants."
  • [Starting Smash HYDRA!] "Well, I've seen worst odds againt us. But not much."
  • [Starting Stryker Under Siege] "All right, Stryker, now I'm coming for you!"

Character Specific

  • [To Black Widow Black Widow] "'Tasha, nice to have a pro by my side."
  • [To Cable Cable] "You know, Cable, sometimes you make even me look laid-back."
  • [To Captain America Captain America] "Sorry, Cap, you're just a soldier like the rest of'em."
  • [To Colossus Colossus] "Hey, farmboy, ready to plow into some losers?"
  • [To Colossus Colossus] "Looks like you could use some armor polish, Pete."
  • [To Cyclops Cyclops] "Don't worry, Cyke, I got your back."
  • [To Cyclops Cyclops] "Hey, boyscout, ready to earn your badge in asskicking?"
  • [To Cyclops Cyclops] "Hey, Scotty, you ready to do what needs doing?"
  • [To Cyclops Cyclops] "Just about time for you to cut loose, Cyke."
  • [To Cyclops Cyclops] "What's the plan, Summers?"
  • [To Daredevil Daredevil] "Hey, hornhead, long time no see."
  • [To Deadpool Deadpool] "Before you open your mouth, Deadpool, shut up."
  • [To Deadpool Deadpool] "Before you say anything, Deadpool... shut up!"
  • [To Emma Frost Emma Frost] "You really gonna wear it to a fight?"
  • [To Jean Grey Jean Grey] "Hey, Jeannie, guess what I'm thinking."
  • [To Jean Grey Jean Grey] "Hey, Red, how about a good luck kiss?"
  • [To Jean Grey Jean Grey] "Lookin' good, Red."
  • [To Punisher Punisher] "Hey, Castle, keeping your powder dry?"
  • [To Rocket Raccoon Rocket Raccoon] "Built-in mask, eh? Handy."
  • [To Spider-Man Spider-Man] "Hey, webhead, thought this party was for grown-ups."
  • [To Spider-Man Spider-Man] "Kid, you better learn to keep your mouth shut."
  • [To Squirrel Girl Squirrel Girl] "Squirrel Girl... are you nuts?"
  • [To Storm Storm] "'Roro, the weathercast just improved!"
  • [To Storm Storm] "Today's forecast: cloudy with a chance of asskicking."
  • [To Storm Storm] "What's the weather report, 'Roro?"


  • "Ain't you a mess?"
  • "And down you go."
  • "Barely worked up a thirst."
  • "Bodycount's piling up nice!"
  • "Give me a challenge!"
  • "Gotcha."
  • "Heh, that will leave a mark."
  • "Huh, small fry."
  • "Hurts, don't it?"
  • "I'll heal, you won't."
  • "I'm seein' red."
  • "Looks like you're through."
  • "Next!"
  • "Ohh, yeah!"
  • "Scared yet?"
  • "See what happens when you get me mad?"
  • "Stay outta my way!"
  • "Stop wasting my time!"
  • "That's how you do it."
  • "That was fun. Give me another!"
  • "Want some more?"
  • "Waste of claws!"
  • "Were you even trying?"
  • "What a mess."
  • "What I do isn't very nice."
  • "You're a joke!"
  • "You're gonna need a bigger army!"
  • "You punks never learn."
  • "You suckers never had a chance!"
  • "Well ain't you a mess?"
  • "Stick to robbin' liquor stores, punk."
  • "Did I do that?"

Property Damage

  • "Hey, Stark, don't bother billing me for the damage."
  • "Somebody clean up this mess."
  • "They ain't fixing that!"
  • "I ain't cleaning that up!"
  • "Just getting started..."
  • "Ahhh, that's a satisfying mess."
  • "Nice. Big. Mess."
  • "What a hunk o' junk..."


  • "I ain't the best there is at sitting around."
  • "LET'S GO!!! These claws aren't going to pop themselves."
  • "These claws ain't for show, bub!"
  • "Waiting's a sucker's game."
  • "While I'm sitting in my butt, I might as well go grab a beer."

Heroes Roster

Angela/Quotes Ant-Man/Quotes Beast/Quotes Black Bolt/Quotes Black Cat/Quotes Black Panther/Quotes Black Widow/Quotes Blade/Quotes Cable/Quotes Captain America/Quotes Captain Marvel/Quotes Colossus/Quotes Cyclops/Quotes Daredevil/Quotes Deadpool/Quotes Dr. Doom/Quotes Doctor Strange/Quotes Elektra/Quotes Emma Frost/Quotes Gambit/Quotes Ghost Rider/Quotes Green Goblin/Quotes Hawkeye/Quotes Hulk/Quotes

Human Torch/Quotes Iceman/Quotes Invisible Woman/Quotes Iron Fist/Quotes Iron Man/Quotes Jean Grey/Quotes Juggernaut/Quotes Kitty Pryde/Quotes Loki/Quotes Luke Cage/Quotes Magik/Quotes Magneto/Quotes Moon Knight/Quotes Mr. Fantastic/Quotes Nick Fury/Quotes Nightcrawler/Quotes Nova/Quotes Psylocke/Quotes Punisher/Quotes Rocket Raccoon/Quotes Rogue/Quotes Scarlet Witch/Quotes She-Hulk/Quotes Silver Surfer/Quotes

Spider-Man/Quotes Squirrel Girl/Quotes Star-Lord/Quotes Storm/Quotes Taskmaster/Quotes Thing/Quotes Thor/Quotes Ultron/Quotes Venom/Quotes Vision/Quotes War Machine/Quotes Winter Soldier/Quotes Wolverine/Quotes X-23/Quotes

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